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An angry wife to her husband (Champak)on phone.
Wife: Where the hell are you?
Champak: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it?
Wife (relaxed): Yes, my king
Champak:Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day & I said I will buy it for you one day?
Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Champak: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop! |
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asked by Siddharth Chhetri (dgenerationx) 8 years ago |
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
ELLEN: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” |
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asked by Siddharth Chhetri (dgenerationx) 8 years ago |
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TEACHER: Champu, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
CHAMPAKLAL: You told me to do it without using tables! |
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asked by Siddharth Chhetri (dgenerationx) 8 years ago |
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
CHAMPAKLAL: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
CHAMPAKLAL: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” |
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asked by Siddharth Chhetri (dgenerationx) 8 years ago |
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All the best for IIT JEE |
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asked by Akanksh (boymanner) 8 years ago |
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Helpppp: paniicc attack !! |
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asked by Abhishek Shyam (abhibenne) 8 years ago |
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😈😈😈 lets do this 😈😈😈💯💯💯💯💯💯 |
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asked by Sidra Haider (sidrahaider) 8 years ago |
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Came here to see what people are up to or to answer questions, but i only see people whining about how maths is tough for them and how they 'only' got a 95% in their prelims ans are depressed. Pathetic. |
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asked by Light Myst (light_myst) 8 years ago |
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All the best for history/civics. Remember the lahore session and also the lucknow pact. it is imp. |
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asked by Light Myst (light_myst) 8 years ago |
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whats sales preceding ? |
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asked by Kishore K
(oblivion90) 8 years ago |
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I want everyone to top in maths . Let everyone get 100 marks |
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asked by Shodhan Shetty (shodhansonofsridevi) 8 years ago |
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What is marking pattern of maths? Does que. Come from some prelims paper in respaper becoz i hav seen it happened in early 4 exams |
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asked by Shodhan Shetty (shodhansonofsridevi) 8 years ago |
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I usually get above 95 marks in prelims but all.spread rumours that maths will be tough and thus dampening my courage |
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asked by Shodhan Shetty (shodhansonofsridevi) 8 years ago |
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Tommorow comes the devil in my life!!!!!!! |
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asked by Shodhan Shetty (shodhansonofsridevi) 8 years ago |
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Nobody here takes interest in answering my question!feeling sad!sadness augments whem maths paper i see, doubles when i check ans. And finally become a sad philosopher when results are announced? |
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asked by Shodhan Shetty (shodhansonofsridevi) 8 years ago |
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Which type of compound interest problem may come?
Which type of problems may come in sales and VAT lesson?
Which type of probability problem may come? |
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asked by Shodhan Shetty (shodhansonofsridevi) 8 years ago |
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IS proving theorems and other problems relating to proving questions comes or not? Give it in form of percentage.what did your teacher said?
Could it be easier than the 2015 exam? Which lessons would be coming in section 1? usually what combinations come in section 2?
Pls ans fast my friends |
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asked by Shodhan Shetty (shodhansonofsridevi) 8 years ago |
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All the best, mates! Hope a majority of us score 100 :D |
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asked by Nina (ruchika16) 8 years ago |
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Concise has a formula for shares n dividend :- nominal value * rate of dividend = market value * rate of return
If. We will use in exam will be there any objection or we have to go the longer way |
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asked by Abhinav Choudhary (abhinav4999) 8 years ago |
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All the best for chemistry. |
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asked by Yolomama69 (yolomama69) 8 years ago |
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