Hello you awesome, awesome people!!
I know I wasn't around for the best part of your boaring(pun definitely intended) journey. But please, please hear this "bhaiyya" (hmph!) out.
Well, the reason for my absence is very very easy to understand, if your mum too, like mine, is very very concerned about your career. So, the last few days were my "vacations"( wait for it), and according to my mum, the best time, no, the "golden" time for revision. Yeah, so my vacations were for hardcore study(oh! the irony!). And that is precisely why, my mom, only too happily, locked away all my access to this beautiful world.
And I thought of breaking this curfew in some way, but my "Nokia 3310 se slightly better looking phone" was, you know, not made for this.
So, once in a while, I would grasp( read: kidnap) my mum's phone, and think of writing something. But that precious, and way too less, time would be devoted to reading the previous conversations on this page. Thus, I was like a captive in my own house, yearning to join my family again.
And in case you are confused, that family is you people.
And since this might be my last post, I want to thank you all, not from the bottom of my heart. No. That is not enough. I want to say thank you from my whole body. Listen carefully, my pancreas says hi!
It would be rude not to specify some key people, but please remember that they are not in any order, they are just in the order that my poor mind serves out.
So, thank you Arunima, thank you for being my best friend on this place. For being the one of my age, and for spoiling me by your incessant praise. For those beautiful, mesmerizing sketches you make, and for the CHOMP CHOMP GRRRRR that used to spam the chat. Thank you for making me identify my wilder side, and allowing me to spam lyrics in the chat, without blocking me. Thank you for being there when I was going through a rough patch, and for helping me when I needed it the most. Thank you for being the friend in need. Actually, thank you for existing.
And thank you Yashaswini, for being my go-to-Shakespeare, and for making me look for my dusted old dictionary.(It really needed some revisiting!) Thank you for your exasparating farrago of teasing banters, and for those richly crafted posts. Thank you for those late night entertaining chats, and for my longest ever comments conversation. Thank you for also being there for me when I had fallen into an abyss, and pulling me out with your not-so-annoying teases. Thank you for making me realise that I don't deserve 95 in English, in front of you, and for making me laugh so hard, that my mom thought I was possessed at times. Thank you for being the clown in my life! And, lest I forget, your profile pictures deserve a special mention of their own!
And thank you Aameya! You were the one who made me realise that I should share my experience with you guys. Thank you for being the first junior I chatted with, and for being the selfless person who motivated everyone with extremely original and useful words, despite having your own exam too. You are an epitome of what I strive to be, and have inspired me to a huge extent. You were too good. Thank you for everything!
And thank you Jatin! Thank you for making me toil hard to convince you to not leave chapters. Thank you for making me a hypocrite: I was designing time-tables for you, when I was myself not sure of mine. Thank you for supporting me in spamming those cringe-worthy lyrics,and giving me the time of my life( and earning us a few blocks too!)
And thank you Devanshu! Thank you for getting me to debate over the usefulness of studies, and for being so obstinate that it made me question your existence. Thank you for your concern for the others, and for not letting me breathe till I put out that post regarding the confusion in History. Thank you for your awesome chats too!
And thank you zenab! Thank you for pushing me, and reminding me to post. Thank you for being my selfless alarm! And also for being lightning quick in commenting to my responses!
And thank you aj87( Darth Vader) for your awesome swagger and savage responses. For being the nervous relief for everyone, and for sharing the fanfare for HP! Lumos maxima to your help!
And thank you Leander, for your amazing appreciation and your fandoms. Thank you for being the nervous guy initially, and the "I dont give a f**k" later. Your never-say-die attitude is a big inspiration.
And thank you mustafa, for taking time out, and putting a positive comment on each of my responses. People like you inspired me to return!
And thanks taha, for being the partner-in-crime for the longest conversation in comments, that I was a part of!
And how could I forget Ayush Joshi! Thank you for your always-there positivity and cool comments that would make my day!
Thank you krisshibu for all your appreciation which forced me to yearn for writing those posts, so that I could read your responses.
Thank you karan patrick, for your awesome responses, and making me feel like one of you, by engaging me in interesting conversations!
And thank you Pratham, for always being one of the first ones to appreciate my posts, and spreading positivity!
Thank you Ebin Jose, for being that real life Flash, who liked each and every post of mine, almost before I even posted them!
Thank you Neil, for letting me be your Dr. Watson when we shut that hypebeast guy/girl/other and sent him back to his "mom".
Oh, and thank you Swarupa, although I don't know if you are reading this. Thank you for being that fun girl I could be totally honest with, and trusting me with your edchemy password and all those blabbering chats. For always cursing your teachers, and for that inspirational story. For hearing my useless banter patiently, and for abusing me whenever feeling like it!
And yes! Thank you @coabhi, @resser, @rogue_knight, garima di, @greatkidgreta, @smileee27, @just17, and all other mates of hangout, for being the most awesome seniors and friends I could have hoped for. From those late night course-completing missions of the seniors, to all the people combining to sing songs like Angel, I will never forget a single moment I spent with you people.Ever.
I know I have left sooooo many people, and that is because my poor brain is too crowded with the multifaceted perks of "studies", and since the names of plants and enzymes, formulae and technical terms are all floating around in my already small mind, I was bound to miss out on some unmissable people. Please forgive me if you can, and then comment below so that I can thank my heart out in person.
This is your independence, for a while. Enjoy it well, and yes! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE THIS PLACE. Stay, like I did, and help out those incoming people. It earns good karma( although I think my bad deeds are beyond nullification by even an infinite amount of good karma ;)). I will come here, although less often, and won't post these looong posts any more. But I'll stay, because a family, is family. To quote Stuart Little(yeah that white rodent), "You may be anywhere in the world: your family beckons you back, giving you the strength to negotiate the toughest paths" Okay. That rat didn't say ALL that,but it was something like that.
Now, my mom is eyeing me suspiciously, and if I don't stop soon, I'll be soundly and soulfully thrashed.
So, I guess there is not much more to say. I cannot say, "RIP THROUGH THAT PAPER!", 'cause I guess you have already done that.
But I know I can say one thing. You may have ripped the living daylights out of that paper, but I have one more advice. Remember, I once told you to tell the people asking wayward questions to come later? Now is the time. Call them up. During the run-up to the results, make people shit the beejezus out of their pants. Exact revenge. Revenge for all those out-of-course questions that scared you then. Make up conspiracy theories for absolutely simple questions and show them how they have done everything wrong. If they wrote in blue ink, tell them black was compulsary. If they did rough work, tell them it was not allowed this year. Tell them that their format was all wrong. WRECK THEIR HOLIDAYS. MAKE THEM PAY!
So, my soldiers, from here, you begin a march. A march to greatness, a march to glory!
RUBBISH. There is no march. Only class 11. And that is FUN. For example, today we had results for class 11 in our school, and we threw a huuuuge party. As if we had all scored above 90%. The reason for the party? None of us failed. Yeah. That's right. Not one.
I think this has been too long a post, with too less humor. So, I'll stop. My mom has just gone to the kitchen, and I fear she has gone to fetch a knife. So, if you don't hear from me for a month, well, hope for the best. ;)
So, you awesome, awesome person reading this: Enjoy life, other things like boreds results( Pun intended? Hell yeah!) can wait for an eternity.
GO WILD!!
But not literally, 'cause you can't digest cellulose.
Anyways,
Ta-ta!! |
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