ICSE − Q & A

Tommorow is my MATH board exam
And last day on respapers
But more over im waiting if RCB is going to win or not.....

I have 1 stupid doubt remaining in my head before I bid adieu to Respaper!    :'(
The bank balances are as follows Please comment of which is correct
--> Instance 1
march 5 - 3000rs
march 10 -2000rs
march 15 -1000rs
march 30 - 5000rs
What will be the bank balance that we have to take here for the month of March??

It's been a long day without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again

Dang, who knew?
All the planes we flew
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here talking to you
'Bout another path
I know we loved to hit the road and laugh
But something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up
Look at things different, see the bigger picture
Those were the days
Hard work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place (see you in a better place)

Uh
How can we not talk about family when family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were standing there by my side
And now you gon' be with me for the last ride

It's been a long day without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again

(Aah oh, aah oh
Wooooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yeah

+ 1 more questions by wi_vid  

hey this is our last day on respaper.. So i would like to play a small game here.. it is related to math too.. you might have heard this... so here it goes : If I throw a triangle out of a car, and the car is going at 60 kmph , and wind resistanc eis a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with 1 human soul?
asked by Vinayakan Sudheesh (wi_vid) 7 years ago
1

Hi guys,
After today, we might all go different ways, we may take up different professions, We will lead our lives in an unique manner, We would contribute to the development of our country through different methods, 

But,
  We are and always will be a part of the res family, a family which is spread across the world, a family which consists of great people, a family which inherits a legacy of excellence and a family which we are a part of.

  I want to thank all of you for making these months the most memorable ones. I was not very active in posting answers but I received a lot from my friends and I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't be able to thank you enough.
So,
Thnx a lot.

It has been a long, but very cool journey with all of you guys. We are like one huge family now. We started this journey on the 10th of March, and since then, we have grown closer to one another. I hope all of you have done well in the exams, and hope that y'all score really well! Tomorrow is our final stretch, WE CAN DO THIS!!!!
Good luck to each and every one of you for tomorrow. Hope you guys get above 95+ tomorrow, since most of you have used these past 10 days efficiently. ATB!!!
Comment your insta IDs 👍

So I came to this section when I first joined ResPaper and I have found very helpful people who help me even in the odd hours of the night, I still do not know what had happened previously cos i was busy studying bio but i still appreciate all the help that i was given by the papers uploaded by sdfg and the solutions given by eeshan and sai in short i will be missing these days (From prep to 10th)

*Big message + surprise coming up*

Firstly,
ALL THE BEST FOR TOMORROW!!!

Today is my 96th day on ResPaper. In all probability my last day on Q and A page. I may occasionally come on my school page's timeline. In this short time, I have chatted, discussed and studied with many people. Though we have not even seen most of them, we have made strong ties of mutual trust and friendship. Despite "the competition" you have all helped each other and this reminds me that "co-operation is way better and productive than competition." A big THANK YOU to all of you for helping me here. May you reach your goals in life. May you all live long and may you all have successful and prosperous years before you. :D :D :D

Now, I realise that many of you are becoming sad on leaving ResPaper. Let me play the jestor. Let there be mirth and laughter till old wrinkles come.
1.	He always hits when he shoots, he always hoots when he ___
2.	What's the difference between a locopilot and a headmaster?
3.	What's the difference between a postbox and an elephant's @$$ (Saving your reverence)?
4.	Which colour would you choose if you want to urgently and immediately reach Kolkata from your city?
5.	Which house has a colour but is not painted?
6.	In which city of India did a blast take place beside the bay?
7.	A van carrying dholaks is parked under a huge tree. Which city is it in?
8.	What makes less sound when alive and a lot of noise when dead?
9.	X's father is from Iceland and mother from Cuba. Who is X?
10.	A man was born in Germany. He studied in Britain, pursued further studies in USA, worked in India and died in Australia. Who is he?
11.	It starts with O, ends with O, has three letters and you can stay in it. What is it?
12.	How did you become you?
13.	You are in a closed room filling with water. There are no openings to escape, no provisions to make a hole. How will you escape?
14.	You want to reach mars in the next second. How will you do it?
15.	A bus conductor deliberately rings the bell before an old woman gets in, so she falls off the bus. She complains to the police aided by the bus driver who made things worse and he is brought to the torture room but nothing happens to him. Next day, the same woman boards the same bus and the conductor allows her to get in this time, yet she fell off. This time, the bus driver aggressively complained and again the bus conductor was brought to the torture room. But this time he dies. Why?

Answers:
1. S***s (Saving your reverence)
2. A locopilot minds the train, a headmaster trains the mind.
3. If you don't know, I won't trust you with a letter.
4. Indigo (that flight, plus it is very punctual and reliable)
5. Greenhouse
6. Bombay(bomb-bay)
7. Trivandrum(tree-van-drum)
8. Leaves
9. Icecube
10. A dead man
11. Oyo
12. With the letters "y", "o", "u"
13. Stop imagining
14. Imagine that you are in mars.
15. On the first day, he was a bad conductor (inconsiderate so bad conductor, electricity won't pass through him much) while on the second day he was a good conductor.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Laughter is the best medicine.

anyone joining FIITJEE kochi (school-integrated) ....april 18th ?

Friends, I am feeling too sad because today is the last day of me with all my friends on res.:"(. We were just true friends on res. Really I am feeling too sad thinking that we are gonna be separated....Anyways, friends please share your views

Warning: A verbose and long Farewell speech ahead.
I must write one too... shouldn’t I? 
First of all about me:

Been here on this site for 2.05 years (printed English papers in Grade 8 end and solved Computer papers in 9th and answered the computer questions of 2016 batch)
Favourite subject: You know it ^^^  

Describing myself in few words: Studious, reticent, pessimistic , silent most of the time (all negative qualities in one lol)

Now to all my friends on respaper, 
As I earlier said, I found friends better than my classmates here. Everyone here’s unique in some way or the other. Some of us share common interests too.. That’s great! Loved to meet people from different parts of the country here....Believe me I willlllll misss you immensely !!!!
: 

@booksboozer : MY best friend on res. Knows practically everything about me. The most reliable and loyal person. Never disclosed my secrets to anyone. Thanks Deblina  : )

@Sohan – Love your kind and polite nature :)

@tedgreen and @aria – everyone must be “awesome just like you!!!!”. Your words always came from the depth of your heart. That’s what amazed me. “No expectations no disappointments” - @aria, will remember that all my life!

@Tanisha- What should I say about you? I mean you were one of the first of 2017 batch that I met here.  I loved answering your doubts and your cute nature. I even irritated you at times but you never reprimanded me for that! Thanks. I am a great fan of your curiosity and "whys" You are just “Wow”.
@Nishant and @SSK and @eeshan  – My inspirations here. Seeing your dedication always inspired me to work harder for my board exams.  @SSK thanks for clearing some of my doubts (esp the Anti Def Law—would have irritated me even after the boards!!) @Nishant...I loved your paintings though I am not a lover of art (hope u don’t mind). 

@Heisenberg  (I cant even spell your new username neither do I know what it means )– I still repent not uploading my Deepdan notes lol. Sorry if I couldn’t help as much as I should have. TYSM for supporting this pessimist. 

@Individual- I think i talked really rudely to you. Will you forgive me? You supported me after the Physics exam. TYSM for that. Your care for others is admirable indeed.
 
@SagarKrish, @richeek , @2016, @ishika, @catlover: @garima, @shivasnnee(hope I spelled it corrctly), @anon  “ :D “ Loved conversing with you people. 

@Anurag- I troubled you during the initial days with my sarcastic (+ bombastic) comments. Sorry for that. Your Hindi – BRILLIANT.  I will be indebted to you for the Maths papers.


@whoeven , @vortex, @bissmuth, (same person with 100 fake accounts)– Oh! Why am I mentioning you here? You made my life hell for 2 years. You bullied me, stalked me....did things that I didn’t expect any human to do. I felt as though I was sinning while saving those screenshots as proof against you. Your comments about your own mother- yaks.  I said, “Let’s see your percentage” – That was a sarcastic comment. I don’t care even if you get a 99% in your board exams because that %age won’t reflect what kind of an evil person you are! 

@dency (and friends mentioned above) – thanks for your support following the whoeven matter. Had it not been your support, I would have been utterly ruined!

@nishi88 -  : ) Talking to you removed my boredom too. I loved talking to you. 

 I sincerely apologise if I forgot to mention someone  (and I am sure I have forgotten many :( .. Please forgive me)

I know I should have sent this personally to these people but I just felt like posting it here. Thanks a lot for tolerating a geeky, anonymous “sdfg” for around 3 months of 2017. Again, I willllll miss you all a lot.  Would love to know your results too. 

My (kind of funny) email: sdfgemail@gmail.com 

Yours affectionately, 

Sdfg <3