ICSE − Q & A

hey this is our last day on respaper.. So i would like to play a small game here.. it is related to math too.. you might have heard this... so here it goes : 

If I throw a triangle out of a car, and the car is going at 60 kmph , and wind resistanc eis a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with 1 human soul?

So I came to this section when I first joined ResPaper and I have found very helpful people who help me even in the odd hours of the night, I still do not know what had happened previously cos i was busy studying bio but i still appreciate all the help that i was given by the papers uploaded by sdfg and the solutions given by eeshan and sai in short i will be missing these days (From prep to 10th)

*Big message + surprise coming up*

Firstly,
ALL THE BEST FOR TOMORROW!!!

Today is my 96th day on ResPaper. In all probability my last day on Q and A page. I may occasionally come on my school page's timeline. In this short time, I have chatted, discussed and studied with many people. Though we have not even seen most of them, we have made strong ties of mutual trust and friendship. Despite "the competition" you have all helped each other and this reminds me that "co-operation is way better and productive than competition." A big THANK YOU to all of you for helping me here. May you reach your goals in life. May you all live long and may you all have successful and prosperous years before you. :D :D :D

Now, I realise that many of you are becoming sad on leaving ResPaper. Let me play the jestor. Let there be mirth and laughter till old wrinkles come.
1.	He always hits when he shoots, he always hoots when he ___
2.	What's the difference between a locopilot and a headmaster?
3.	What's the difference between a postbox and an elephant's @$$ (Saving your reverence)?
4.	Which colour would you choose if you want to urgently and immediately reach Kolkata from your city?
5.	Which house has a colour but is not painted?
6.	In which city of India did a blast take place beside the bay?
7.	A van carrying dholaks is parked under a huge tree. Which city is it in?
8.	What makes less sound when alive and a lot of noise when dead?
9.	X's father is from Iceland and mother from Cuba. Who is X?
10.	A man was born in Germany. He studied in Britain, pursued further studies in USA, worked in India and died in Australia. Who is he?
11.	It starts with O, ends with O, has three letters and you can stay in it. What is it?
12.	How did you become you?
13.	You are in a closed room filling with water. There are no openings to escape, no provisions to make a hole. How will you escape?
14.	You want to reach mars in the next second. How will you do it?
15.	A bus conductor deliberately rings the bell before an old woman gets in, so she falls off the bus. She complains to the police aided by the bus driver who made things worse and he is brought to the torture room but nothing happens to him. Next day, the same woman boards the same bus and the conductor allows her to get in this time, yet she fell off. This time, the bus driver aggressively complained and again the bus conductor was brought to the torture room. But this time he dies. Why?

Answers:
1. S***s (Saving your reverence)
2. A locopilot minds the train, a headmaster trains the mind.
3. If you don't know, I won't trust you with a letter.
4. Indigo (that flight, plus it is very punctual and reliable)
5. Greenhouse
6. Bombay(bomb-bay)
7. Trivandrum(tree-van-drum)
8. Leaves
9. Icecube
10. A dead man
11. Oyo
12. With the letters "y", "o", "u"
13. Stop imagining
14. Imagine that you are in mars.
15. On the first day, he was a bad conductor (inconsiderate so bad conductor, electricity won't pass through him much) while on the second day he was a good conductor.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Laughter is the best medicine.

anyone joining FIITJEE kochi (school-integrated) ....april 18th ?

Friends, I am feeling too sad because today is the last day of me with all my friends on res.:"(. We were just true friends on res. Really I am feeling too sad thinking that we are gonna be separated....Anyways, friends please share your views

Warning: A verbose and long Farewell speech ahead.
I must write one too... shouldn’t I? 
First of all about me:

Been here on this site for 2.05 years (printed English papers in Grade 8 end and solved Computer papers in 9th and answered the computer questions of 2016 batch)
Favourite subject: You know it ^^^  

Describing myself in few words: Studious, reticent, pessimistic , silent most of the time (all negative qualities in one lol)

Now to all my friends on respaper, 
As I earlier said, I found friends better than my classmates here. Everyone here’s unique in some way or the other. Some of us share common interests too.. That’s great! Loved to meet people from different parts of the country here....Believe me I willlllll misss you immensely !!!!
: 

@booksboozer : MY best friend on res. Knows practically everything about me. The most reliable and loyal person. Never disclosed my secrets to anyone. Thanks Deblina  : )

@Sohan – Love your kind and polite nature :)

@tedgreen and @aria – everyone must be “awesome just like you!!!!”. Your words always came from the depth of your heart. That’s what amazed me. “No expectations no disappointments” - @aria, will remember that all my life!

@Tanisha- What should I say about you? I mean you were one of the first of 2017 batch that I met here.  I loved answering your doubts and your cute nature. I even irritated you at times but you never reprimanded me for that! Thanks. I am a great fan of your curiosity and "whys" You are just “Wow”.
@Nishant and @SSK and @eeshan  – My inspirations here. Seeing your dedication always inspired me to work harder for my board exams.  @SSK thanks for clearing some of my doubts (esp the Anti Def Law—would have irritated me even after the boards!!) @Nishant...I loved your paintings though I am not a lover of art (hope u don’t mind). 

@Heisenberg  (I cant even spell your new username neither do I know what it means )– I still repent not uploading my Deepdan notes lol. Sorry if I couldn’t help as much as I should have. TYSM for supporting this pessimist. 

@Individual- I think i talked really rudely to you. Will you forgive me? You supported me after the Physics exam. TYSM for that. Your care for others is admirable indeed.
 
@SagarKrish, @richeek , @2016, @ishika, @catlover: @garima, @shivasnnee(hope I spelled it corrctly), @anon  “ :D “ Loved conversing with you people. 

@Anurag- I troubled you during the initial days with my sarcastic (+ bombastic) comments. Sorry for that. Your Hindi – BRILLIANT.  I will be indebted to you for the Maths papers.


@whoeven , @vortex, @bissmuth, (same person with 100 fake accounts)– Oh! Why am I mentioning you here? You made my life hell for 2 years. You bullied me, stalked me....did things that I didn’t expect any human to do. I felt as though I was sinning while saving those screenshots as proof against you. Your comments about your own mother- yaks.  I said, “Let’s see your percentage” – That was a sarcastic comment. I don’t care even if you get a 99% in your board exams because that %age won’t reflect what kind of an evil person you are! 

@dency (and friends mentioned above) – thanks for your support following the whoeven matter. Had it not been your support, I would have been utterly ruined!

@nishi88 -  : ) Talking to you removed my boredom too. I loved talking to you. 

 I sincerely apologise if I forgot to mention someone  (and I am sure I have forgotten many :( .. Please forgive me)

I know I should have sent this personally to these people but I just felt like posting it here. Thanks a lot for tolerating a geeky, anonymous “sdfg” for around 3 months of 2017. Again, I willllll miss you all a lot.  Would love to know your results too. 

My (kind of funny) email: sdfgemail@gmail.com 

Yours affectionately, 

Sdfg <3

Hey guys a qiestion:-

D is the mid point of side BC of a triangle ABC. AD is bisected at the point E and BE produced cuts AC at the point X. Prove that BE:EX=3:1...

plz reply ASAP

hey guys are you able to construct inscribing circle of a hexagon properly ?
i have tried it two to three times but every time the inscribed circle is not touching the sides of the hexagon .
please help !

Kids put up their own photo
Men use anything other than their own pic
Legends don't have any DP on respaper

I thank all of u for ur support on this website. Especially sdfg, eeshaan and sai. 
I would love if everyone reading this would leave their facebook ids in the response box.

(P.S. मैं कही जा नही रहा हूँ। मैं सिर्फ अपना आभार अभिव्यक्त कर रहा हूँ। मैं आप लोगों के साथ तब तक रहूंगा जब तक आप मेरे साथ है।मैं आई०सी०इस०ई के परिणाम आपके संग डिसकस करना चाहूंगा।)

Guys you know narendra modi is just coming infront of my house for opening of hospital
I can see army officers and also some special men wearing black suits and black goggles.