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Please stop calling me a zebra I like holi
NCR pao 
Oil rig
asked by Ansh Anand (teleansh) 5 years ago
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is anyone able to download res papers?
asked by Zoe D S (zoeds) 5 years ago
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Bored with HCl and HNO3 forming fumes in your heart and the rust that is not clearing from your brain even after adding Oxalic acid to it. Than stop to take a look below.

If you just want a break and want to feel refreshed or even if you just want to take out your frustration on anything other than the book download the file which is linked below:

https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1MZQVzO1eAnjr1p160dsXT8_xS8tI9fkK

P.S: RIKHIL THIS IS SPECIALLY FOR YOU(CONCLUSION TAKEN FROM YOUR ABOUT ME PAGE)
asked by Nisarg Bhavsar (nisarg71) 5 years ago
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It's a suggestion for people like xprince. Why thou write such posts. Dont u have any sense. Here the people are growing because of sitting for 1long month in one dull corner studying like anything. And u give such news. It's good that u know u have lost ur marks but don't spread this here. Coz we are tired now. Whenever u say something that is negative. Don't do so. 
There's a saying in hindi "agar insaan ki shakkal achi na ho to baate aachi karni chahiye".What's the use of such information. It's like ur getting happier by making people sad 😭😢😵😷
asked by Ayush Agarwal (qwertyuiop12345678901234567890) 5 years ago
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Nomenclature and IUPAC naming only for alkanes, alkenes, alkynes, aldehydes, carboxylic acids and alcohols right?
asked by Sahaj Shah (eternityseeker) 5 years ago
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Confirmed by board checker , whoever wrote jhopdi for Hindi will get marks
asked by Aditya Dungrani (chickezz5) 5 years ago
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Guys this page shows u videos of most of those gases from practical work 
http://googlegalaxyscience.com/test-for-gas/
asked by Arya Ajith (arya1019) 5 years ago
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https://www.topperlearning.com/doubts-solutions/icse-class-10-chemistry/ What is the answer of this question?
asked by Bitthal Maheshwari (bitthal04) 5 years ago
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I was wondering whether "Best 4" is followed in chemistry or "First 4". My biology teacher told me that they won't be checking any extra questions attempted in Biology from this time around. Does it apply to Chem ? Does it apply to Bio in the first place!!??
asked by Prateek Pradhan (prateek235) 5 years ago
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Holier than thou: Thoughts on the festival of colours (?)
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Hello, reader. In all probability, you are a tenthie (wow Saksham, what a prediction!). Also, that means you are preparing (trying to prepare) for your chemistry exam, which the people at CISCE have been kind enough to schedule right after Holi. Some people are already beginning to trace this decision to Mr. Modi's decision of buying Rafale aircraft, and I would not be surprised if Mr. Rahul were to be found sitting on a dharna on Res in the coming days.

So, chances are (again) that most of you are distressed at the loss of the opportunity to celebrate Holi. The present article (?) is an attempt to feed two birds with one scone ( I don't want to kill birds with stones :P) : one, to alleviate your distress and two, to give you some semblance of entertainment in the midst of all the chemistry that has conspired to run riot in your brain.

Holi is (was?) a holy festival. Traditionally, I should have been writing the standard essay on how it is the festival of colours with people sharing sweets and wishes. I would rather die than voice such improbable and fanciful imaginative thoughts. The only colours visible are varying hues of red and green and yellow all mixed in a proportion with water (added according to taste) to produce a ghastly face of bluish-black tinge. Some richer breeds of humans manage to get silvered up, others end up classy - plain black.

Sweets are just concoctions of some refined flour, some vegetable oil pretending to be desi ghee and loads of sugar. These sweets ironically are the cause of bitterness among modern aunties who wield the weapon of "Kanjoos kahi ki! Kam se kam holi pe to acchi mithai khilati! (That miserly b**ch! She could have at least served good quality sweets on Holi!)". 

And don't get me started on the wishes. 'Bura na maano holi hai' seems like the new slogan of the irritating kids who feel it is their moral duty to get unsuspecting strangers to make contact with their holy balloons filled with god-knows-what. 

Now I'll also not pretend to be one of those pro-flowery holi supporters. Why punish flowers if you can't overcome your incompetence in playing safely?

OOOOH, I almost forgot the mud-slingers. The best of the lot. I can't thank them enough for keeping me down to (and buried in) earth. Mere desh ki mitti. *sniffs*

Maybe this holi, you should stay away from these privileges and play holi with your reactions and chemicals. Use concentrated nitric acid, add it to copper and get brilliant red fumes which are more beautiful than the painted faces around you. Get the flame started and put in some lithium on a platinum loop and get that bright pink colour that all the gulal in the world would fail to replicate. Pass some sulphur dioxide through acidified potassium dichromate and viola! you just changed orange to green! Can the next door pest do that with his "pakka" colours? Puny kid.

Of course, I am not that stupid that I'll hope you people focus more on chem and less on Holi. That would be scandalous. It would be blasphemy of the highest order. And if this would have been Pakistan, I would have been nominated for the Noble Peace Prize.

[Grammar nazis, I deliberately mis-spelt Nobel.]

Instead, I ask you to do something less revolting. Decide. If you have a will power strong enough to resist the temptation, just sit at home and slog on with chem. But if you know you won't be able to do that, just stop fooling yourself and others, go out, play for a couple of hours and then start slogging. Trust me, this would be much more time saving than being physically at the desk while your mind is smearing gulal on your crush's face while he/she acknowledges your existence. Wishful thinking. *smh*

And if you feel offended with my tirade an advice, 

BURA NA MAANO HOLI HAI.

xD
asked by ... (sam307) 5 years ago
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